Friday Funnies
For the older folk, enjoy the memories
EATING IN THE FIFTIES and SIXTIES.
Pasta was not eaten in Australia.
Curry was a surname.
A takeaway was a mathematical problem.
A pizza was something to do with a leaning tower.
All potato chips were plain; the only choice we had was whether to put the salt on or not.
Rice was only eaten as a milk pudding.
Calamari was called squid and we used it as fish bait
Brown bread was something only poor people ate.
Oil was for lubricating; fat was for cooking.
Tea was made in a teapot using tea leaves and never green.
Sugar enjoyed good press in those days, and was being sold as white gold.
Cubed sugar was regarded as posh.
Fish didn't have fingers.
Eating raw fish was called poverty, not sushi
None of us had ever heard of yoghurt.
Healthy food consisted of anything edible.
People who didn't peel potatoes were regarded as lazy.
Indian restaurants were only found in India.
Cooking outside was called camping.
Seaweed was not a recognised food.
"Kebab" was not even a word, never mind a food.
Prunes were medicinal.
Surprisingly, muesli was readily available, it was called cattle feed.
Water came out of the tap. If someone had suggested bottling it and charging more than petrol for it, they would have become a laughingstock!
>But the one thing that we never ever had on our table in the sixties ...Elbows or Phones.
I met him online. He sounded nice and said he lived in a gated community. He never mentioned the razor wire on the walls.
Some people say the glass is half full; others say it is half empty; engineers say the glass is twice the size it needs to be.
They say every piece of chocolate eaten shortens your life by two minutes. I've done the maths. Seems I died in 1537.
Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up.
I saw this new motor bike. It has a wooden frame, wooden engine, wheels frame and a wooden tank. I wanted to take it for a test ride but it wooden start.