Friday Funnies

Bitzf4 said:
Sounds like they lost power. Was sending out a mayday which I guess did stop some traffic going on to the bridge. The I35 collapsed there was no mayday or ability to stop traffic.
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A thousand foot container ship don’t handle quite like the average power boat. Considering they are running the crappiest grade of bunker oil for fuel there is a possibility of power loss. Dang bad place for it to happen though!
 

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
So, she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.
"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?
"Morris Feinberg," he replied.
"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"
"For about 60 years."
"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims.
"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop.
"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man.
"I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests.
"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?" asked the journalist.
"Like I'm talking to a brick wall."


The price of gasoline in France?
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.​
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After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings."
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